Funny contract ideas, famous deals with the devil, gift guides and incident reports filed by Cursed Contracts Inc.
Guidance · October 11, 2026
50 funny contract ideas grouped by relationship: clauses for friends, couples, roommates, coworkers, family and bachelor or bachelorette party contracts.
Gift Guides · October 11, 2026
Personalized best friend gift ideas that are funny and worth keeping: signed pacts, framed keepsakes, inside-joke clauses and long-distance gifts.
Guidance · October 11, 2026
Funny couples contract ideas for anniversaries and moving in together: 24 relationship contract clauses on pillows, blankets, chores, snacks and the remote.
Gift Guides · October 11, 2026
Funny gifts for coworkers under $30: office gift ideas for Secret Santa, Boss's Day and farewells, from signed office treaties to the Office Moth tee.
Gift Guides · October 11, 2026
Funny, personal housewarming gift ideas for new homes, first apartments and couples moving in, from a framed house-rules contract to useful gifts with a clause.
Gift Guides · October 11, 2026
Gothic gift ideas for goths and horror fans: a dark academia hoodie, a moth tee, a framed deal with the devil, wax seals, gothic novels and more for night owls.
History & Lore · September 30, 2026
A medieval cleric, a German doctor, a burned priest, two violinists and a bluesman. Nine of the best-known deals with the devil, and what went wrong with each.
Gift Guides · September 30, 2026
Twelve Halloween gifts and pranks for friends, roommates and coworkers, approved by the Records Office. None require a costume. Several require a signature.
Guidance · September 30, 2026
The Bureau has processed soul sales since 4000 BC. This is the current procedure, from establishing that you have one to receiving your filing number.
Guidance · September 30, 2026
The parties, the consideration, the clauses, the curse of breach and the signatures, with examples from the Bureau's own clause register.
Guidance · September 30, 2026
Rent, bills, chores, food, guests, noise and the thermostat. A practical roommate agreement checklist, with the clauses the Bureau files most often.
Gift Guides · September 30, 2026
Spending limits, secrecy, regifting, white elephant stealing rules and the correct response to socks. The Bureau's standing orders for any office or family gift exchange.
History & Lore · September 30, 2026
A Faustian bargain trades something of lasting value for something you want now. Where the phrase comes from, how Faust's contract was written, and how to spot one.
Bureau Dispatch · September 23, 2026
Route 6B recorded three delays, two clergy interventions and one client relative with a spray bottle.
Bureau Dispatch · September 23, 2026
The canteen remains open. Staff are asked to stop feeding the stockpot.
Bureau Dispatch · September 23, 2026
Attendance was mandatory. The photocopier was not invited.