About Cursed Contracts Inc.
Cursed Contracts Inc. has processed binding paperwork since 4000 BC. Today the Bureau's public filing desk lets anyone draw up a satirical contract, sign it, and send it to the other party for countersignature.
It is a novelty entertainment service. The contracts have no legal standing, which has never stopped anyone from framing one.
Frequently Asked Questions
What exactly is Cursed Contracts?
The Bureau's public filing desk. Draw up a cursed contract, sign it, send it for countersignature, and order a Certified Copy or a print of the filing if you want one on the wall.
Is it free to create a contract?
Yes. Creating, signing, sharing, and counter-signing contracts is completely free - no account required. You pay only if you order a Certified Copy (PDF) or a printed copy.
Is this legally binding?
No. Cursed Contracts is a satirical entertainment service - the contracts have no legal standing. Digital signatures on this platform are purely cosmetic and do not constitute electronic signatures under any law. They make excellent prank gifts and conversation starters.
What is a soul contract?
A soul contract - or Faustian bargain - is inspired by the legendary deal with the devil. On Cursed Contracts, you create a humorous version with customizable clauses covering soul transfer terms, afterlife department assignments, and more.
How does signing and sharing work?
Create your contract, sign it (draw or type your signature), then share a unique link. The other party opens the link, reads the contract, and counter-signs from their device. Both signatures appear on the final document. No account needed for either party.
What print options are available?
Three offers on the Bureau's Etsy desk: a Certified Copy (a print-ready PDF with its Filing Nº and seal, plus a blank-signature copy and a phone wallpaper), an unframed matte-paper print, and a matte-paper print in a black wooden frame. Etsy shows the size, price and shipping for your country before you pay.
How long does shipping take?
Prints are made to order by our production partner, usually within 5 to 7 days, then shipped. Etsy shows the shipping cost and delivery estimate for your destination before you order. A Certified Copy is delivered digitally after purchase; it has no physical shipping.
Who is this for?
Roommates, couples, best friends, coworkers, and anyone who has ever disputed the last slice. Petitioners file for birthdays, housewarmings, office exchanges and bachelor parties, or simply to have it in writing that a deal was made with forces beyond comprehension.
How is this different from a joke invoice or cease & desist generator?
Cursed Contracts creates fully themed, gothic-styled soul contracts with 100+ unique clauses, real digital signatures, counter-signing links, share cards for social media, and printed copies made to order. The Bureau does not issue templates. It issues filings.