Binding Paperwork for Everyone You Know
The last slice. The thermostat. The borrowed hoodie. Your soul. Draw up a cursed contract for a roommate, partner, coworker or friend and sign it. Send it for their countersignature, or print it with your signature alone. Every filing carries a Curse of Breach.
Cursed Contracts is a free, satirical contract generator. Pick an instrument or start blank, choose from more than 140 clauses, sign on your phone and share a link for the other party to countersign. No account is needed.
When the deal is sealed, order a Certified Copy as a print-ready PDF, or a matte-paper print, unframed or in a black wooden frame, made to order and shipped from the Cursed Contracts Etsy shop.
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Frequently Asked Questions
What is a cursed contract?
A satirical agreement filed with Cursed Contracts Inc.: the last slice of pizza, the thermostat, the borrowed hoodie, or a soul. You pick an instrument or start blank, edit the clauses, sign it and send it to the other party for countersignature. Every filing ends with a Curse of Breach.
What is a soul contract?
A soul contract is a satirical document inspired by Faustian bargains and deals with the devil. On Cursed Contracts, you create a humorous infernal agreement, customize the clauses, sign it digitally, and share it with friends - or order a printed copy.
Is this legally binding?
No. Cursed Contracts is a novelty entertainment service. The contracts are satirical and have no legal standing. They make excellent prank gifts and conversation starters.
Can I print and frame my soul contract?
Yes. Once your contract is filed you can order a Certified Copy as a print-ready PDF, an unframed matte-paper print, or a matte-paper print in a black wooden frame. Orders are placed through the Cursed Contracts Etsy shop, which shows the final price, size and shipping for your country before you pay.
How does counter-signing work?
Create your contract, sign it, then share a unique link. The other party signs from their own device. Both signatures appear on the final document - ready to print or share.
How much is a soul worth?
On Cursed Contracts, you set the price - in infernal favors, years of life, drops of blood, real currency, or anything you can imagine. Every soul is priced differently based on the terms of the deal.
Do I need an account?
No. You can create, sign, and share contracts without an account. An optional account lets you save contracts to your wallet and manage them later.